FAVORITE PERSONAL AD OF THE DAY:

Please Don't Respond IF: - 48 m4w

You have no intention of following through to an actual date. I'm not the Email Love Line. If we can't have a phone conversation relatively soon I'll assume you're a fake and move on;
You have no sense of humor. People who are too serious are the pits!
All you can talk about is the weather or your divorce;
You are not caucasian;
You are a BBW;
You are Jewish;
You are married;
You do drugs, drink heavily and hold it poorly, are looking for a therapist or a quick screw,or if you or your kids are in rehab;
You are over 45 or under 35;
You have any sort of visible tatoos or piercings;
You hate people who make lists like this;
You hate suburbanites and/or would never travel to the suburbs even if the city was being evacuated.

He seems kinda serious - is he the pits?
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FAVORITE MISSED CONNECTION OF THE DAY:

With your Phone Number for Drunk dialing- w4m

We are having a girls weekend this coming weekend. During girls weekend we visit a lot of places, drink a lot, and call a lot of people. The real friends are sick of our drunken calls. In an effort to keep our friendships going we are thinking outside the box and looking for others to call. If you would like to graciously offer up your number send us an email with your name and your number. Please be for warned that we may be sweet drunks, flirty drunks, or down right obnoxious drunks. Its all in the luck of the draw. :)

I'm wondering if there were any takers...