FAVORITE PERSONAL AD OF THE DAY:

Sperm donor visiting 9/30 and 10/4 - 34

I'm a sperm donor, 34, tall, intelligent, d/d-free with recent test results. I'm making a cross-country trip on Amtrak, and have long layovers in downtown Chicago on Sept 30 and Oct 4. If you're ovulating around those dates, and interested in getting pregnant, I can provide sperm in a collection cup with no strings attached. At-home AI is easy and effective, and several children have been born from my prior donations.

This is, by far, one of the strangest personal ads I've ever read.
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FAVORITE MISSED CONNECTION OF THE DAY:

Armitage apartment

Dan-

You seemingly left your odd roommate to pace back and forth all night in cowboy boots preventing us from sleeping at all between the hours of 11 pm - 1 am, and again from 6 am on...

Please come back and get rid of him...i know you found him on here, i'm sure you could find another one who doesn't move furniture for hours on end...every fucking night.

Thanks,
Your loving basement neighbors
Ok, it's not a true missed connection, but it's funny and I can identify with the problem.