FAVORITE PERSONAL AD OF THE DAY:

Socially inept recluse seeks same or "somewhat" same - - 32

grammarians hate me. spell checks kill me. editors shudder at the drop of my .39 cents. and i never really liked resumes, anyway.

so why am i here? i don't get out much. no, i'm no hermit. i get out but not with people. all my friends have hot air balloons and fly around this great land like its going out of style: they are rarely home. and its tough these days. you move to a big city after a ho-dunk town sends you off with a big hoopla. and you are expected to fall right in. more like right on your seat cushion.

so thats where i stand. im too educated to talk to animals, yet im sure they listen. im too shy to walk up to a cute gal and ask her name. i'd remember it but id probably forget my own.

does this make any sense? if so, and you are in the same type of boat, yacht, situation, call it what you will, let me know im not alone.

a nice drink and simple conversation with a city woman would be nice.
i have little preferences, but i do ask that you be somewhat sane and not retired or still learning to drive (unless you are 29 with a learners permit).

sanity is underrated these days, don't you think? i mean, look at the desperate looking faces on a lot of the people in this city. a lot of them appear sane. but many arent. most are like robots doing menial tasks for pittance.

you can be single or married. i dont care. just be friendly and sarcastic if possible

this is a ... friendly soul who enjoys coffee and the new york times, as well.

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FAVORITE MISSED CONNECTION OF THE DAY:

ITS HIM!! To the mini poodle I see running down Division... d4d?

You are the cutest little puff ball and I want to hug you everytime I see you scampering down Division, ditch your owner and spend an eternity with me and some carob covered bagel bones?