FAVORITE PERSONAL AD OF THE DAY:

Wanted to learn Tantrum - 30 M4W

Hey Friends,
I like to learn and improve my sexual power. SI there any plac in Chicago where I can learn that with good practicals even though I don't have a girl friend with me. I evn want to learn on how to satisy my girl a lot. And doesn any girl want to accompany me for such kindof lessons. I even want to learn spirituality thru sex. Different sexual posisitons etc., Inshort Iw ant to learn more about sex with practical so that I can practice on one of my class mates

Hmmm... do you think he means tantric? Maybe he should try learning how to spell instead.
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FAVORITE MISSED CONNECTION OF THE DAY:

Drunk girl in car with Kentucky plates, Chicago Avenue 9/14 - m4w

You were leaning out the driver's door at 1:15am, sporadically vomiting, passing out, and moaning, when I happened along. I brought you a bottle of water and cleaned you up a little. Offered to call you a cab so you wouldn't have to drive, but you refused. I just wanted to make sure you got home okay.

Anyone think she's going to remember him?