FAVORITE PERSONAL AD OF THE DAY:

I got to you, there was nothing left. - 25

I'm a midnight roamer, a dusk dabbler, an unassuming day walker by day, and an emulous night crawler by night. As a child, I would sink my developing teeth into crania. But enough about me. I believe this site to be primarily populated by the fickle or the philandering of the chicagoland area. I have come to the conclusion that my attempts to find anyone worth my time on this site were wasteful. Don't waste your time, like I have. Even the relatively little time I wasted here will forever be tainted by Craig and his damn lists.

Send a pic. No fatties.

Have a Satanic Fall.

One word: Yikes!
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FAVORITE MISSED CONNECTION OF THE DAY:

You Had Just Swatted Your Kid And Gave Me A Look - m4w - 48

I happened to walk by just as you were in the midst of imposing some motherly discipline on your kid and you gave me this stare. I don't know who you are or what you were thinking but you looked at me like I was next to get it if we had been alone. Why the look? Did you feel a bit of shame for spanking your kid or did you really want me over your lap? I'll bite. If you get back to me you can relieve your frustrations on me or we can go out for coffee-or both.

Freak! The "look" was because you were watching her and were obviously enjoying what you were seeing.