FAVORITE PERSONAL AD OF THE DAY:

Well Trained and Housebroken - 32

As any good man should be I'm well trained in many areas- cooking, dishwashing, appliance repair, rodent extermination, massage and furniture placement. I have skills beyond normal men and can recite Whitman in an Australian or Irish accent and speak some French, Italian, German, Chinese, Japanese and a lot of Spanish. I've been taught the art of kissing and know it's importance. I'm not above giving a footrub though I prefer other methods.

I look like everyone else except I'm good looking and tall. I have big feet and hands yet people are still surprised. I'm no stranger to calluses and have never been known to put mousse in my hair. Though I am clean and well kept, you'll never catch me with cologne and just because I'd rather see badly tuned guitars being broken on stage doesn't mean I don't know who Andrew Lloyd Weber or George Gershwin is.

Before I go, remember this; "A man does not live on boobs alone."

I think that’s in the Bible somewhere.

I look like everyone else except I'm good looking and tall? Funny.
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FAVORITE MISSED CONNECTION OF THE DAY:

Guy at party quoting Fletch - 30 w4m

Saw you at a wedding reception party and followed you inside, but you were going to the bathroom. In the line for the desert buffet, you were quoting lines from Fletch Lives to yourself and I wanted so bad to talk to you, but I was working (paid escort)and was so afraid my very sincere interest in your sincerely nice buns would give me away--maybe you remember who I am, you complimented the nail art on my manicure. Fletch Lives is a great movie and I would love to make a connection, even if to talk about Fletch Lives (or Fletch).

Of course she has nail art.