FAVORITE PERSONAL AD OF THE DAY:

Final call for all THICK/BIG/FAT/XL/XXL/XXXL Womens m4w

Isn't that title sound funny........I AM so tired of all the guys looking for a twig /or a gorgeous women(according to CL GUYS) who will be broken, if she walk in chicago downtown in a windy day. I am 31, professional male from chicago. I personally think, women should be bigger than men.

Top 9 reasons why you CAN date me...

1) Educated.
2) Never married.
3) No kids.
4) Have a nice job and i pay my bills.
5) Have my own place (of course i rent it)
6) I never did any kind of drugs.
7) Disease free (STD and HIV)
8) I like big/fat/thick/xl/xxl womens, which most CL men dont like.
9) I like women with spectacles.


You:-

1) Please have a job
2) Be drug/disease free
3) Spectacles and highlights are a huge plus.
4) No skinny womens....please.
5) I prefer hispanic/white/black females and no asians.

Thanks for your time.

YGM
He don't want no skinny womens, ladies.
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FAVORITE MISSED CONNECTION OF THE DAY:

MC with my skinny self - w4w - 26

Dear skinny self,

Can you please come back? I miss you! I miss being able to run without feeling the added weight on my legs, bum and belly. I miss wearing low cut shirts and showing off my perfect 34 C chest. I miss my jeans that slightly accentuated my ass, and made people turn their heads as I walked by. I miss the confidence that came from knowing that I could run six miles and not feel the flab bouncing the whole way. I miss being able to sit down without feeling like a ball of fat with appendages. I miss wearing pants that are a single digit. I miss having little rolls not mounds....

I know my fat self and I have been working out to get back to you, but it just doesn't seem to be enough. My diet of soup and salad and egg whites and low fat cheese just isn't getting me back to you. I am begging you, PLEASE COME BACK TO ME. I promise I will do everything you want... If you want carrots, I will eat carrots (even if they're cooked [gross]). I will wake up at 5 am and join a boot camp class if you would rather do that than swim or run. I promise to be nice to you, and not take you for granted. I will never eat another french fry, potato chip, scoop of ice cream, mayonaise based salad dressing, full fat dairy product, deep fried vegetable or anything else that could hurt you ever again. I just want you back.

I know it was hard to stay with me during law school, but you have to admit, I did work out at least four times a week and I never strayed from the vegetarian diet I instituted ten years prior. Then, when we studied for the bar, I worked out even more, but somehow you just disappeared and my fat self took over. I look in the mirror and I don't see a future with fatty self, i see myself with you, skinny self. I just can't imagine my life any other way. This has been the worst break up of my entire life. It was slow and unassuming, but one day I woke up and you were gone. No phone call, no email, nothing to explain what happened to you. I know at times I "took breaks" from our relationship and indulged in cheetos, beer and full fat cheese, but I didn't think you would become so angry. I thought you would fight to save US. I should have fought to save US. I miss you so much, and I just sit here, alone wondering if there is anyway to get you back.

You tell me what I can do to get you back, and I will do it. I promise. I love you. I will never cheat on you with a cheeto ever again. Please come back to me!

Love,

Inner Self

Love it!