FAVORITE PERSONAL AD OF THE DAY:

Feed me tacobell! - 21 m4w

Here is the deal. I'm lazy and broke and love a tacobell feast. I want a chick to take me out for a NITE ON TACOBELL. I would get the 2 chalupa meal (both of them beef baja) with the side taco crunchy. Then I would follow that up with a cheesy fiesta potatoe and possibly a crunch wrap supreme. If you take me to a tacobell/long john silvers combination (ultra plus) I would grab a popcorn shrimp snack box.

So, you feed me the best food on the planet -- and I'll keep you entertained with my amazing wit. (If you dont go to tacobell at least 3x a week no need to reply)

Run for the border, ladies!
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FAVORITE MISSED CONNECTION OF THE DAY:

2 examples of my missed connection - m4w - 37

#1Last night

I stopped in Frank's in Lincoln Park. 1:30am. There was a really good crowd in there. 35 women, 20 men. All cool and hot. I was the one guy that stood out most. Everyone talked to me, women hit on me, one even tried to take me home when I walked out. She "followed" me into the cab. I left her in the cab. Plus I won't settle for less than physically the hottest woman and 99% of those women have a missed connection in their brains.

Why all of this? How many guys do you know that have such a sexy physical appearance, Star like attention persona, and sticks out most in any crowd? I am that guy. I won't hook up with a woman in a bar because I am drunk. Drunk people NEVER call back. Not my style. I want a girlfriend.

#2 1 year ago. Tuesday or wednesday night. 7pm.

I was in the Sky Bar at the Hyatt. This very attractive "couple" were standing near me and they started a conversation with me. Within 3 minutes, I knew they met online. They admitted it about 5 minutes into the conversation. He lives in Boston and she in Chicago. They had been dating 7 months when I met them. He pursued her on match.com. Anyway, to make a long story short, this woman's perception of me was this.... you really should be on the Bachelor. I am going to call ABC and reccomend you. For those of you that don't get it: "I'm that well rounded."

I want to meet a woman via Craigslist to be my girlfriend.

This man wants a girlfriend. Maybe I should save this one for myself!