FAVORITE PERSONAL AD OF THE DAY:

I hear women like bad boys... - 28


I am the baddest badass there ever was, is and ever will be!!!!
How bad am I? I forgot my grandmothers birthday. The day after I had an expensive bouquet of roses sent to her house in a golden vase. The card with the flowers said some pretty nasty things to her such as, “I am so sorry.” and “Can you ever forgive me?” To top it all off I insulted her by calling her, “The best grandmother a boy could ever have!” Ha! That’s bad!


Another bad thing I do is let my close relatives have the juiciest cuts of turkey and the drumsticks on the holidays while I wait to be served last. HAHAHAHA !!! Fools!!! Don’t they know those juicy parts have more fat?! YEAH!!! I’M SO BAD!!!!


I tell my nieces they’re getting vegetables for their birthdays then I really get them toys they want. I’m denying them the best nutrition possible by not giving them the vegetables I promised!! Who’s bad?! Who’s bad?! That’s right, ME!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


If you still have any doubt of how much of a big time badass I am here are some more facts about me and my badness.


All I have to do is stomp my feet several times and snakes stay away from me. I sent troops to Iraq (not really, but isn’t it bad of me to say so?) I laugh at CTA buses when they pass me without stopping. I pay my taxes on time and encourage others to do the same. Satan worships me.


If you’re not too intimidated by my badness then send me a reply with a photo and we’ll see if we’re good—I mean BAD for each other!

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FAVORITE MISSED CONNECTION OF THE DAY:

Payton is sorry and would like to make it up to you - w4m - 28
Payton feels horrible about your meeting yesterday! He was being really shy and does not want you to think he does not like you. He would like to take you out for dinner to make it up to you. He promises this time he will greet you with plenty of tail wags and lab happiness!