FAVORITE PERSONAL AD OF THE DAY:

You probably heard them all.... - 29 (M4W)

"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

"Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good."

"I'd look good on you."

"Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your booty is out of this world."

Cheesy pickup lines. Come on, if you heard them once you've heard them all. Hey, let's just go out and have fun! Life's too short. If you're cool...I'll bring you home to meet mom. I'm fun to hang around with, attractive, intelligent, have a job, own a car, don't live with mom...just all them cool qualities.

How about you? What are your cool qualities? Include a pic and I'll send mine.
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FAVORITE "MISSED CONNECTION" OF THE DAY:

Trish? Trisha? Suite Lounge - m4w - 34

So I feel like I'm joining the land of the chumps here, but I had no opportunity to attempt a 'connection,' so therefore I'm in 'missed connection' land. You got me and my blind date drunk last night, and I would have loved for you and her to switch places. You seemed like you would have had a lot more to talk about. I couldn't even tip you as much as I wanted to because she was closely watching me sign the bill, which was all I needed to know about her. So if you see this, I'd love to hear from you. After you laugh at me and think I'm a loser for doing this, of course.